High fructose corn syrup runs through our veins. Our brain is run by caffeine molecules. Our immune system is entirely composed of ginseng. We are Human Dew, aliens from a galaxy far, far away to use the humanoids' creation of "Flash" as a tool to invade open the Portal and unleash Dew-Clones through the mouths of all humans on Earth, causing all semen to die. Once humans are extinct due to no ball fish swimming around filthy human flesh, we will push the Earth, using 3 trillion tons of carbonated water, into the Sun so all the scavengers and micromolecules left perish in eternal hellfire.

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